Ladies and gentlemen, we have a terrible announcement to make today.
You've been getting the title of your favourite sitcom wrong for TWENTY YEARS.
Admit it, you've been calling F.R.I.E.N.D.S "Friends" like an idiot, haven't you? You morons. Didn't you see the full stops? It's clearly an acronym!
And today, we're here to set the record straight.
Here's what F.R.I.E.N.D.S' ~real~ name is...
F - Feelings
R - Routines
I - Innuendo
E - Exercise
N - Nipples
D - Dinosaurs
S - Sex
So, the next time someone asks if you want to watch "Friends", tell them "no, you stupid philistine, I will not join you in your idiotic pursuit. I'll be watching Feelings Routine Innuendo Exercise Nipples Dinosaurs Sex (Lots And Lots Of Sex)."
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