WHAT FOOD CAN YOU BALANCE ON A PATIENT CAT?

This man owns some seriously relaxed cats. We don't know what they're being fed, or are smoking, but literally nothing seems to phase them. And he also knows better than to waste an opportunity, and so has decided to answer that age old question... what food can you balance on a cat that never loses his patience?

[subheader]LETTUCE[/subheader]

[subheader]KUMQUATS[/subheader]

[subheader]MANDARIN ORANGES[/subheader]

[subheader]TINNED FISH[/subheader]

[subheader]GRAPEFRUIT[/subheader]