What George R.R. Martin Is Doing Instead Of Writing The New Game Of Thrones Book

George R.R. Martin is really dragging his feet with The Winds Of Winter, the long-awaited sixth novel in the Game Of Thrones series. But what has been filling the big man's time?

[subheader]Trying to find his car in the B&Q car park.[/subheader]

[subheader]Getting really stuck into a massive thing of bubble wrap.[/subheader]

[subheader]Queueing for ages in Alton Towers.[/subheader]

[subheader]Waiting in for a package and ending up just getting a "While you were out" message.[/subheader]

[subheader]Going online for a few minutes and losing months of his life.[/subheader]

[subheader]Popping into Ikea for some tealights and getting stuck in there for hours.[/subheader]

[subheader]Having to build the shit he bought there.[/subheader]

[subheader]Loads of ironing.[/subheader]

[subheader]Trying to do a Jamie Oliver 15-minute meal and making an enormous mess.[/subheader]

[subheader]Doing a kick-ass jigsaw.[/subheader]

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