No single event in human history will ever capture the imagination like the release of a new emoji set. The Olympics? The Game of Thrones finale? The moment David Cameron was revealed to have fucked a pig? They all pale in significance when faced with 72 new ways to say how hungover you are.
So, here they are. All 72 brand-spanking new emojis, with our very own interpretation of what they really, *really* mean...
What The 127 New Emojis *Really* MeanDicks on dicks on dicks
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