Oh hi. Yeah, this? No big deal. It's cool. Probably wouldn't interest you.
It's just an owl riding a toy horse.
A singing, booty-shaking toy horse. It's fine, I'll take it away. You don't need to look.
Oh, if you insist.
YES IT'S THE BEST THING EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER AND YES THERE IS ALSO A SECOND VIDEO WHICH IS ACTUALLY SOMEHOW EVEN BETTER.
Someone from Bibi & George, an owl café in Kobe, Japan, posted the videos at the weekend, which have safely made our lives complete.
Now excuse us, friends, we're going to join our favourite owl by "a hootin' and a hollerin' all day."