Which Pokémon Go Team Should You Join?

The most important quiz you'll take in your entire goddamn life.

So, it's finally here. No more illegal Android APKs. No more insane App Store workarounds. Pokémon Go is finally available to DL on UK iPhones, and everyone's losing their damn minds.

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Across every single social network, people are posting the secret to getting Pikachu as your starting Pokémon (walk away from the starter Pokémon who surround you when you first load up, and everyone's fave electric mouse will show up), letting people know where the closest lures are, and generally just getting along.

TBH it's pretty refreshing given how shocking the news has been in the last few weeks! Everyone agrees that Pokémon Go is pretty much the best thing ever. But there's one issue that's soon to divide this great nation for good... Which Pokémon Team to join when you reach level 5.

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In order to fight at a gym, you need to join a team. But just who are Team Instinct, Mystic, and Valor? Well, the truth is no-one really knows. They're basically just glorified Twibbons - sure, they seem like they have a point, but really they're just an ego boost for screaming your opinions into the abyss. So how do you choose which team to join?

Well, lucky for you, we decided to make an expert, scientifically-approved* personality test which will definitively conclude whether you're Team Instinct, Mystic, or Valor.

Time to meet your destiny.


*Not strictly accurate.

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