[subheader]The owner has an unhealthy obsession with one of the customers and you can never get served.[/subheader]
[subheader]The menu is severely limited, and doesn't appear to offer such basic options as soy milk, decaff or syrups.[/subheader]
[subheader]The decor is terrible.[/subheader]
[subheader]It's a busy coffee shop in the heart of Manhattan, yet somehow the same six people have been allowed to reserve the best table for over 10 years.[/subheader]
[subheader]Sometimes it's just one of them sitting there. HEY - there are stools by the bar![/subheader]
[subheader]And whenever they are there they're always arguing or shouting loud jokes into a brick wall for some reason.[/subheader]
Sometimes the couch isn't even there as the owner has inexplicably let them take it for a day out.
You can never just sit quietly and enjoy a book without someone hitting on you.
[subheader]The waiting staff don't care about you and openly admit to sneezing on customers food.[/subheader]