Why Central Perk Is The Worst Coffee Shop Ever

Wouldn't it be great to hang out in Central Perk sipping cappuccinos? No, it would be crap. Here's why...

[subheader]The owner has an unhealthy obsession with one of the customers and you can never get served.[/subheader]

[subheader]The menu is severely limited, and doesn't appear to offer such basic options as soy milk, decaff or syrups.[/subheader]

[subheader]The decor is terrible.[/subheader]

[subheader]It's a busy coffee shop in the heart of Manhattan, yet somehow the same six people have been allowed to reserve the best table for over 10 years.[/subheader]

[subheader]Sometimes it's just one of them sitting there. HEY - there are stools by the bar![/subheader]

[subheader]And whenever they are there they're always arguing or shouting loud jokes into a brick wall for some reason.[/subheader]

Sometimes the couch isn't even there as the owner has inexplicably let them take it for a day out.

You can never just sit quietly and enjoy a book without someone hitting on you.

[subheader]The waiting staff don't care about you and openly admit to sneezing on customers food.[/subheader]

[subheader]The music is terrible![/subheader]


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