Mark Zuckerberg Has Just Revealed He Loves 50 Shades Of Grey (Literally)

That's grey-t for him.

Mark Zuckerberg is either a cartoon character or a sociopath.

What has led us to make this slanderous, highly-inflammatory accusation, you ask? Why, just this picture of his wardrobe he shared on Facebook last night.

First day back after paternity leave. What should I wear?

Posted by Mark Zuckerberg on Monday, 25 January 2016

Zuck's wide array of grey t-shirts and slightly-more-grey hoodies is kinda creepy, sure, but he has a good reason for his basic wardrobe.

"I really want to clear my life to make it so that I have to make as few decisions as possible about anything except how to best serve this community," he said, when asked about wearing the same t-shirt all the time at a Q&A session last year.