DO YOU LOVE YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER? NO, BUT DO YOU REALLY LOVE THEM?
If you've answered 'yes' to the above questions, then right about now you'll be purchasing your lover a Mystery Potato for Valentine's Day.
For just five quid, Mystery Potato will send a potato engraved with a personalised message to the object of your affections (you could even send a potato to a potato, if you were so inclined).
And that's kind of it. Technically you could write on a potato yourself and all, but Jeff Kelly and Jim Owens, the genuises behind the website, sell it pretty well.
"Potatoes are simple and they bring joy and confusion like you would not believe," they said.
Don't be fooled by their jackets, these are clearly some very sweet potatoes.